Cases of Mistaken Identity
Case No. 1: Girlfriend Me and Diko (second eldest brother) in Tandang Sora IEMELIF Church during the church’s nth (di ko na ma-recall :D ) anniversary few years ago when I was in college...
Ate Dorcas (Churchmate from TSIC): Ayun pala si Ian eh, kasama yung girlfriend niya...
Ate Thess (Churchmate from Sta. Mesa IEMELIF Church): Hindi niya girlfriend yun, sister niya...
Case No. 2: Wife Me and Diko again while waiting for a bus in Gapan last night...
(Diko and his HS batchmate chika ever with each other...) Diko: May anak ka na ba?
Diko's HS batchmate: Ay oo, 1 pa lang. Dun na din ako sa Korea nakapag-asawa.
Diko: Taga-san napangasawa mo?
Diko's HS batchmate: Pilipino din, taga-Pangasinan. Nandiyan sila ngayon sa Papaya.
Diko: Ah I see...
Diko's HS batchmate: Asawa mo (referring to me)?
Diko: (Naka-ngisi) Hindi, bunso namin...
Pagkamalan daw ba kong asawa?????Hindi lang nila alam, eto talaga boyfriend ko...
Ayyytttt??? ;)
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